making no sense or cents since sincerely leaving a sensual message on your voicemail


These two love birds spread their wings on St. Valentine’s Day and soared above the lonely masses then swooped down, and pooped on the masses heads. We laugh though. It was just poop.



This was a breakthrough role for Vlado. To become the VD germ he beat out Charlton Heston, Dick Cheney (who invented VD), DeNiro, Hoffman, and Liza Minelli. But Vlado won.


Sam’s trying to find the digital display of the photo he just took, but he has to wait for the little dinosaur in the box to come back from his smoke break.

1 Response to “making no sense or cents since sincerely leaving a sensual message on your voicemail”


  1. 1 anya

    i have that teapot

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