march has been an insane month. last weekend in particular. a bunch of us went to some house party on saturday, got kicked out because patti fought the homeowner. went to some shady looking park, ran from the cops, and had a pistol to my head. normally i woulda peed my pants or something, but i was to drunk to realize what was going on. anyways the moral of the story is don’t run from the cops, especially if you didn’t do anything wrong and there’s murder on the street. i dont know why i ran, but i did, and stepped in human shit, now i only have one shoe. anyways…..
today i went to sell some clothes so i could afford to pick up some negatives i dropped off at the photo shop. so i walk into the clothing store only to realize the girl buying clothes was the same girl who kicked us out of her house party saturday night. i put my disguise face on hoping she wouldn’t realize i was little belligerent asian girl who kept cursing at her. apparently i’ve gotta real distinct voice/hair/or whatever. anyways, she called me out but bought my clothes regardless. after i made 30 bucks i rode down to the photoshop expecting to use all my money on the negatives but alex fuckin hooked it up!!!! which means i get to buy some groceries now!!!! AND THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS BLOG IS TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ALEX MARTINEZ FUCKIN RULES! AND ALEX ALSO GAVE ME A YASHICA T4 WHICH IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. THANKS ALEX YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so here it is…. my first set of negs from my brand new yashica. which i obviously don’t know how to use correctly yet. that stupid time stamp ruins all the photos! and not only does the presence of the time stamp kill the photo, but it’s also set incorrectly which kills me evenmore!!!!! boooo for timestamps and boo for the idiot who thought it was a good idea. booo booo booo booo

i blacked out last wednesday. black black black black, not brown but black.
and this is what a belligerent cunt looks/sounds like

i don’t know how i do it, but somehow i’m able to convince my friends to take their clothes off almost anywhere. anyways i started this project about a year ago and only made 2 books until i realized how much i hated it. mr. lovebryan and charles are about the only two people who will ever own a copy of underwhere, the rest of yall get to see parts of it on the internet! yay for unfinished project # 2137128379

i don’t really remember much, but i do remember it being crowded as shit which always signifies a successful show.

kim kim put the show together, she rules!

josh had a handful of his illustrations up on the walls and actually sold a few pieces, unlike me who sold a few boogers and scabs.

jeremy had some sexy watercolor paintings.

andrew had a few collaboration pieces up

thanks to allie who kept buying me drinks, i browned out.

somehow my buddies convinced me it was a good idea to leave my show and hop on a cab. now in retrospect i’ve realized how unprofessional i was that night. sucha dick ass move on my part.