As reported earlier on WBIBA news, 2 murders have rattled the community of Clearview Forest. The victims have been identified as one Ms. Blackie Bird Chirper…

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…of 321 Ain’t No Birdcage Gonna Hold Me Lane and a Mr. Peter K. Rabbit…

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…of 121 Carrot Stick Dipped in Ranch Lane.

Local authorities…

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have brought in a suspect for a questioning. Miss Bandaid Bartholomew Biba of 514 Clearview Terrace was apprehended earlier this morning without incident while peeing on a bush. She’s being held without bone at the Clearview Forest Sheriff’s Department.

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No motive has been established in the case, but neighbors have told WBIBA news that the 2 victims were involved in a love triangle with the suspect. A memorial…

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has been set up in the community. Citizens are urged to make donations and keep the families in their prayers.