Either that or I just really really really really want oral herpes. Important to note, I really think kissing’s great. Everyone should do it. More. All the time. I could use some kissing right now. But I can’t have kissing because i’m in class. So.. I have to wait until people get drunk. Lame.
I mean, if you’re gonna shake hands or touch babies, you might as well because it’s awesome and you’re probably getting 80% fewer germs than at a salad bar and 200% more pleasure.
These pictures of examples of how to kiss. A lot. And be totally sober. Except for prescription drugs of course. Over the counter cough syrup also doesn’t count.


Luigi


YAY!

DIE LANN


Chloe Booby

Cookie Monster

Nikola isn’t even enjoying this.


Kari Booby

Dag

Anya Waddduppp

Everybody else starting to get int he mood.

KARI WADDUPPP

I may be a whore, but nobody holds a candle to the whoriest whorey McWhoreton- Alex Harris.

Caroline (not my mom)

Sean’s birthday party was not without casualties.

Bay Bridging

Meng is 56. They broke out the xmas present i got them.

What we can all draw from this is “less tease and more please”. There is a world full of luscious lips out there, sure some may be wet sponges, dead fishes, or tight lipped bitches but whatever