EARLIER THIS SUMMER, THESE THINGS HAPPENED…
rachael got nakey, as per usual….
abby moved to sf and havent seen her since….
rachael cooked us dinner…
emily looked like a greek statue….
i forced lolo to get a hip(per) haircut….
we ate feasts (cooked by rachael, duh) and then we ate some more…
we bonded (while emily bellyached)…
and toasted to our awesomely privileged lives…
i worked at the local (which i do now on wednesdays by the kroeber fountain on campus- wholesale prices on fresh produce, you should come)…
and pretended to like white babies so i could make a sale…
we went on bart to the city with some creepy dude- oh wait that’s just bob…
we went to a karaoke bar for hallie’s birthday…
jasmine did this…
lyssandra joined us…
as did houston and anya…
leah said she looks like an icy russian princess in photos and she was right…
emmy was so cute cameron couldn’t resist…
hallie sang journey…
DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’…
and the dj spanked her…
emmy got slutty at my parents’ pool (dang, girl)…
and showed off her freckly eyes (body)…
then my fam came to visit and i learned that my boob-grabbing tendencies run in the family…
the running joke is that i am asian. here is my 17 year old cousin Dan (some of you may have met him at emmy’s bday party which hallie took him to) being racist.
then my sister and bua and akira came and that made a total of 10 people in the house, plus aunts and uncles and friends coming over every day. it was constant chaos and amusement, as akira is the cutest/smartest and my family is from the midwest and hella jewish.
laura, my cousin/twin.
hallie came to visit.
dan laughed so hard quinoa shot out his nose.
hallie and i made ample fun of him.
don’t let this dorky jew face fool you. he deserves all the shit we give him. for example…
my lovely picture of me and ashley was displayed in my room. but after dan got ahold of it, it looked like this:
he said because i am fat and asian. such a little shit. but also hilariously genius.
hallie (hot) brought PLANET EARTH dvds. when the monkeys came on, akira said: “damn! damn! oh. my. god. they look like humans.” yeah, she’s 2 and a half. genius.
and she can do the splits.
ruby and me. sisters. maybe.
triple kiss! perverts, that’s a BABY. god.
cousintwin! i guess if two cousins got married and had twins, their kids would be both cousins and twins. but that’s not what happened here. hopefully. though it would explain my crooked back and million other defects.
akira makes this face if you tell her to smile for a picture.
ashley stopped by!
mostly we did this all week though. and akira was obsessed with me. wouldn’t let anyone else have my attention. being loved by a child is the best for your self-esteem. just ask hallie. when SHE tried to talk to akira, aki said “i’m really busy right now.” and hallie cried a little.
apparently that’s the pool face. ruby looks like girl with a pearl earring.
nearby, my dad serenaded us. eat your heart out, kari (she has a crush).
the obsession goes both ways.
though how could it not with a face like this??
then rachie and suckface and emmy came too!
SO CUTE it hurts me.
dan was reading his favorite book, Beloved by Toni Morrison. Because he is taking an african american feminist literature class at some all girls college in minnesota. he is a huge lesbian.
who could ask for more?
well, i could as for a hot naked hairstylist. aaaaand, done. rachael gave my sister bangs.
i can’t help it, its too cute. especially when it clings to my leg and tells me i’m its favorite.
legs.
emmy and my uncle moon. yep, my family are stoner hippies named moon.
cutest. nice bangs.
akira is obsessed with my dad too.
then ruby, bua, and aki left.
and we were sad. but stylishly so.
parents. that’s my mom (and kari’s competition).
cousins. photos go all crazy blurry when too many jews are caught in the lens.
speaking of jews, laura got increasingly jewish as the week went on. her asthma worsened, her complaining increased, her hypochondria spiked, and her discontentment became more and more apparent, i.e. she is just like me but worse.
helllla jewish
and this is my favorite picture of the whole family visit:
akira, adri, and hallie formed an azn gang. aki has been working on her tough b-girl freezes and her sagging pants.
well, that was tedious. more to come. featuring less babies and less jewish.
bye blog.
love chloe.