you know how high school yearbooks give everyone a title, like “most likely to succeed,” “most stylish,” “most likely to get married hella times,” etc? i’ma do the same, except with each kiss i got at midnight last night.
i borrowed ashley’s boots and could hardly walk so jordan gave me a piggyback ride to the kezar bar.
our crew had taken over the back room- music (provided by julian’s friend hannah hooper), dancing (provided by a lot of hot strangers), and a good deal of grab-ass (provided by AK).
classic “bryan and AK are gay for each other but deny it” shot.
classic “jordan isnt scared to prove he’s gay” shot.
alex is the nicest. none of those dudes are old enough to be in a bar, but kezar was just seedy enough to not check IDs.
ash kept asking me what time it was even though there were about a million tv screens reporting exactly that information. the countdown began…
…and so did the making out.
as the balloons fell, so did inhibitions.
ashley: “MOST FAMILIAR” — this isn’t the first time, nor will it be the last.
nicole: “MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE ROOM WITH THE BEST LIPS AND THE BEST KISS aka MOST LIKELY TO TURN ME INTO A LEZ”
AK: “GRABBIEST/MOST LIKELY TO FORGET YOU ALREADY KISSED AND KISS YOU AGAIN. AND THEN AGAIN.”
jordan: “MOST LIKELY TO LICK YOUR FACE”
anya: “MOST RUSSIAN/WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE”
julian: “MOST ILLICIT.” he’s 18 now, right? hopefully?
bryan: “MOST LIKELY TO BE GAY.” he told me not to write that but instead he just put a good idea in my head.
aaron king: “SLEAZIEST/RICHEST/MOST LIKELY TO EXPOSE YOUR NIPPLE ON THE STREET.” jerk.
john porter: “GHOSTLIEST.”
that makes 9 i think. you should have been there. i prolly woulda kissed you. also ashley sometimes smokes cigarettes and i wont let her forget it.
also after dancing that hard in those boots, i dont think i can ever walk again.
therefore, tomorrow, on my 22nd birthday, i will be in sf all day shopping for my own pair of boots. sometimes you gotta hurt to look good. call me tomorrow and come play with me! i’ll be in the city all day. do it. HAPPY2007BITCHES.