OH GOD KARI IS LEAVING ME. On January 2nd, our dear friend Kari Nye will take off for a semester in France. That is, by far, the meanest thing anyone has ever done to me on my birthday (I am turning 22 on the 2nd, if that hint was not clear).

Emily, Rachael, and Elise had a cocktail party, but there were a lot more cocks and tails there than cocktails. Emily is beautiful, in case you haven’t noticed.

I let Joe have my camera for a little, but he just made me angry.

Elise would probably say that you can see their auras in this picture. What a hippie.

I thought Rachael was hanging turkeys, but I’m pretty sure she was actually auditioning for a part as an ass&titties music video girl. HELLO.

Nick, Elise, and I made a diversity turkey. United Colors of Benneton wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving, A Merry Chrismukah, and a Happy New Year.

AZN HOTTIES.

I love when weird things happen in the background.

It was also a moustache party.

Priya cootaps herself?

Hallie showed up. She’s lookin amazing these days.

And then things started to heat up, so it was time to head over to CZ for Kari’s going away party.

Bob and Sailor Moon headed over on the cycle. Please don’t die.

There was a lot of this.

And also a lot of this. HOTTTT.

Hallie wanted me to add to the evidence and just started shouting “GAY GAY GAY” over and over so that I’d take a picture. But I don’t know, AK and Bryan are looking pretty hetero these days….

…I mean, look at Bryan’s pervy eyes.

Chelsuck and Brittany stopped by. How amazing are Brittany’s eyes??

GROUPSHOT.

The woman of the night. Please don’t leave me.

Cam and Eleanor. I have a crush on Eleanor because she is the most precious. Hey, I like ’em young.

So does Hallie. T minus a few seconds until Hallie makes an inappropriate statuatory rape joke.

AK never ceases to amaze me with the extent of his voyeuristic/pervy facial expressions. This one’s some next level shit.

There was a huge uterus in the common room. You know how sometimes you wish you could just crawl back into the womb? Done and done.

“Hey Kari, look at these naked pictures I took of all our friends. I have a secret peephole none of y’all know about. But don’t worry, I won’t show anyone. Except maybe AK. And Aaron. And maybe I’ll blog about it too.”

This is my HOT friend Sarah.

And Aimee. Art history girls, man. Amazing.

Everyone (well at least me and the other hypochondriacs) was freaking out because some sort of projectile vomiting oral/fecal bubonic plague was going around CZ. I wore gloves the whole night and kept warning people not to put their hands in their mouth. AK relied on antibacterial lotion. Cameron warned us with visual reenactments of what is to come.

I don’t know who took this, or when, or why I look like I’m not enjoying myself, because I can assure you that I am.

Then Matt and Alex showed up and a good portion of everyone I love in the world was in one room at one time. I had such a good time.

Plus I got to have this rubbing up all over me.

And of course I returned the favor with all the Tallahassee moves Marcy has taught me over the last year.

The moral of the story is: Moustaches make everything more fun, my friends are the most good looking group of people I’ve ever seen, and Kari please don’t leave because it’s giving me a stomachache. I love you all a lot.

bye blog.
love chloe.