Marcy babysits Thea.
Marcy is the first to admit that she likes it when she coos Thea’s name and she responds with “mama.” What? Her biological clock is ticking. Sperm donors welcome.
Peek-a-motherfuckin-boo.
Thea and Marcy have a lot in common. They both love them some bikes…
and they both love them some P.B. and J.
Marcy was babysitting one night so Chloe packed up some dinner and wine and went over there to keep Marcy company. Marcy got paid $12 dolla an hour to watch Chloe accidentally roofie herself.
Chloe babysits Sivan.
Pretty fuckin adorable.
Chloe lets him play with gerbil poo. For people who hallie hasnt given one to and nonasians: its winnie the pooh dressed up as a gerbil, not actual feces.
Sivan asked Chloe to read him some nursery rhymes.
They started out only a little weird. Baby Bunting was def not vegan.
Then got a little weirder. Better say your prayers, kiddies, or Mother Goose will kick your asses down the goddamn stairs.
Chloe has her own ideas about why Lazy Mary cant get out of bed today. And if Mother Goose knew, she’d probably kick Lezzy Mary down the stairs too. Then they got even weirder…
Who doesn’t? But still, Chloe didn’t feel right reading this to a two year old. Marcy adamantly defended Mother Goose’s good name. Chloe gets the whole pussy/cat thing but…
Ride a Cock-Horse? C’mon Mother Goose, you horny bitch. That’s just straight wrong.
Lessons of the day: Father Goose didn’t satisfy his woman, Mother Goose had a thing for tiny ginies, and for all you suckas who arent gettin paid for gettin drunk and readin softcore bedtime stories, babysitting’s the shit (except when you’re up to your elbows in it).
I sent this url to the parents of Thea and Sivan so they could see just how witty their employees are.
duude. is that sivan baby clare talwalker's son? i'm supposed to babysit for them when you can't or something. he's a cutie.
Thursday, March 30. Marcy and I made Banana Bread on Tuesday (I think). And there was pizza too. And Cameron, and Simon the Swede. It was a total vegan sausage party. Oher than Banana Bread, I haven't been eating anything too spectacular. Went to Fellini's the other night with my brother and his friends. Vegan Margherita pizza…pretty good. I've been eating a lot of pizza. Fellini's, Marcy's, my Stepdad's. Here is another interesting one…who makes a better ceasar…Fellini's or Cafe Gratitude? I'm gonna say Gratitude, but I'd like other's opinions. I only have a few days left in Berkeley, so I'm going to try to get my folks to take me out to some good meals. Here are the restaurants I want to go to before I leave: Cha-Ya, Fellini's (brunch, only on weekends..vegan french toast, eggs benedict etc.), Cafe Gratitude for granola and salad, one of the fake meat places on university…dang a squirrel just punched another squirrel out of the tree. and then my dog ran out there to eat it. Maybe Smart Alec's for corn chowder, slurp noodle, great wall on college. I'll post the results of these restaurants later…until then, thanks for visiting my blog! -alex
Gosh. I'm so glad that these years in college has matured the girls so much that they can almost read Mother Goose without making genitalia jokes!!!!!!!! But yeah, if I were the little kids' parents and saw your blog, I'm not sure I'd hire you anymore. P.S. The kids are cute, but not compared to Marcy and Phillip when they were little.
Did you get Thea to take that picture of you and chloe drinking wine? My sperm is in the mail, but maybe we should makeup the nursery rhymes for the kids. Love Jamonkey
04-04-06 hey bloggers: last night was hot dog night!!! the rain stopped just long enough for us to fire up the bbq and grill some dogs. the varieties were: tofurkey brand kielbasas, and "tofu pups". Dressings were: chili, onions, pickled cabbage, relish, ketchup. Side dishes included: potato salad (heavy on the dill-icious!), and a coleslaw which i did make myself, and i must say was excellent. it was just shredded cabbage (purple and green), shredded carrots, and then balsamic vinegar, rice vinegar, sugar (3x the proper amount), and some nutritional yeeest. so good. School starts tomorrow, but I'll still have time to cook. Hopefully: Banana bread revisited. I'll keep everyone posted. Sincerely, Alex's Blog
i was sorely disappointed to see that you conveniently forgot to mention the inspiration for that shredded cabbage, alex. you are nothing without me. cooking without you is the loneliest. CRISP BITCHES
Best Three Blogs Ever. RIDE A COCK HORSE!!! Man, I wish my paren'ts had read me white people's stories. Sounds way better than monkey kings and sea gods.
glad to know you pervs are keeping it nice and pervy. its fun when chloe writes me. i wish marcy would play. i guess she would rather hang out with stupid little babies.
damn straight i write to my wifey. cant wait for you to get back and kick all these babies with your steel-toed boots like that one time. ha.
haha, you guys are funny.
dang things are slow in blog-town. we've been bbqing a lot recently. Tofurky brand italian sausage are delicious…though I've heard rumor that there is a better brand at certain stores called "ground wheat co." or something. I saw some. I'll try them soon. Also last night we bbqed hell of vegetables such as carrots, garlic, zuch, onion, bell pepper. Also, corn on the cob. The sauce included: hot cock, braggs, vinegar, granulted onions….SAVORY! And then this morning a dozen vegan donuts arrived in the mail. They were supposed to get here friday but we missed the UPS dude…so they are a little stale but after microwave + dip in coffee= delicious! MightyO.com.