Who needs 1 girlfriend named Magyar when I have 2 boyfriends like these? For the record, both of these dudes tried to play dirty tricks on me involving temporality and location yesterday. When Brian was outside the taqueria, he said “I’ll be there in half an hour” and then walked in to eat nachos two minutes later. When Chris was cruising up to the front door of JB Killa’s party he told me in all seriousness, “We just chillin’, bludd. I’m staying in tonight with my cats and the new book that Oprah recommended” and then opened the sliding door to the porch in order to turn my frown upside down. If you meet a pretty girl today, tell her about some arts and crafts project you are working on for your aunt, and she will pretend to act interested, but at least she knows you are deep and complex.