i was so close to posting this blog and then safari quit on me. there goes the terribly witty and clever opener I wrote, too. fuck it.
some shit about voyeurism, bla bla.
some shit about patrick being mysterious
this battle morgan and i staged
chelsea is hot
kari is distracted
cute, etc etc
maya and jasmine make jokes about one’s bits and the dead sea
bryan’s a glutton when he’s not paying for it
patrick glows some more
bar on market st.
freedom bus! haw.
meghan’s birthday, pretty people everywhere
even chelsea invited
meghan’s bf close to good dessert. insert bad joke about bryan eating it all.
maybe you don’t like it, but i do.
Katherine being attacked by 8 arms
Katherine got bored on the way home and painted on herself.
then she painted on me. looks like I got into fight with a bike and lost.
Courtney gives it to the mashed potatoes.
I swear, I’m gonna be a luddite.