Last weekend Hunt, Jacob, Justin and I went to Columbia for the premier of the Nobyle video.

For the drive down Justin had the camera in the back seat.

Given my luck with the law, I’m lucky to have made it through this trip without getting locked up.

Eric on a mission.

Jacob likes the D… Doughnuts of course.

When we got there we had a raging mini ramp sesh. The ramp wasn’t big enough for Justin. He was the first person ever to hit the tree beside the ramp.

After that we went to the burrito spot. Jacob won’t turn down a dare. Two cup of the hottest of the hot sauce.

…to the dome.

The video was called Dirtbags. The most fitting name for a video ever. Dusty in usual form.

After the premier bands played and we beat each other up. Beer was flying everywhere… hence the lack of photos, and Jacob almost got in a couple of fights. Then we went to the bar were Jacob got kicked out 3 times. Each time he would rush the door again and walk up to where we were all hanging out for about two seconds before getting drug out by the bouncer again.

When you wake up in South Carolina you just feel like you need to brush your teeth… and clean your tongue… and get tested for aids.

There used to be two benches at Owens Field, but now theirs a bench and a bathtub.

I make this face when I miss tricks.

This guy has proof that I can sometimes kickflip noseblunt.

This one is neat-o because the wall says “Eric” and the person on the skateboard is also named Eric. What a concept.

Justin got right with God.

Wang (the filmer in the earlier photo) took us to this ditch by his house.

Jacob flicked a proppa hardflip

Justin got an art-on

I was inspired by Justin’s art and did a little arting of my own.

We skated some more, but I got a little chipsky so I was over it.

Everyone else looked pretty over it too, so we began our journey home.

Thanks to Jacob demanding a pit stop for an emergency shit break, we got off on an exit with a Chuck-E-Cheese’s. Eric found this in the parking lot.

I had never been to a Chuck-E-Cheese’s before (being raised by health hippies and all) but I could tell by everyone else’s excitement that I was in for a treat.

This ride was supposed to fly, but I don’t think he was doing it right.

Justin and Eric double-teamed the whack-a-mole. It was cute.

Those two girls in the background informed me that my undies were showing.

It was sooooo embarrassing.

Eyez on the prizzzzze.

These tunnels looked fun, but they are pretty rough on the knees and smell like a fresh diaper.

Does anyone know who Shoo Shoo is?

This kid pretty much ran the spot.

But we were cool with him so he let us keep playing.

This one was the bully. He was walking around punching little girls and robbin

I’m fucked

I have a problem with zoning out when I drive. When my eyes get heavy my foot gets heavy.

I got 2 speeding tickets in the past month to add to my 5 or so I had before(the second one was today). If I’m lucky I’ll get to keep my license, but my insurance is is doomed either way.

I was driving to go take pictures of this house because I thought of a way to make it look better.

I could have bought this house for the amout of money that these two tickets will cost me.

Worse things have happened before… I’ll live.

Moving right along

Okay, first I have to do a bit of catching up. All of my blogs lately have had specific themes or events etc. So all of the random pictures are just piling up. Here’s a few of them.

This was the most bromantic afternoon our crew has taken part in since the Blue Ridge Parkway waterfall expedition.

My Dad can beat up your Dad… But he wouldn’t cause he’s a nice guy.

Rebel without a helmet.

Kristen is happy with her new apartment. Ikea trip next weekend.

Hopefully she will come back with a plush Jacuzzi like this one at her parents house.

Jacob’s ollies do not discriminate.


Jacob- nollie judo chop

Cassandra wins

Galen held an art auction to raise money for his gnarled hand hospital bills. Lots of money was raised and it was lots of fun. I was on video duty so I left Mr Justin Fyle up to the stills.

Jacob only likes organic art.

My “Chester” photo sold for $80

Ted’s baby holding the world piece sold for much more because he is much better than me at art and most other things.

Saturday was Eric’s birthday.
He’s been talking about digging out this old waterslide for years. What better time than a birthday?

There was a lot of work to be done, but first… shovel sledding.

John puts in work

He was also the other half of the media frenzy. Killer time lapse.

There was a forest in the middle of the water slide.

Ryan was the man with the tools

Final sweep

final scrape

The cuttin

I remember holloween too…

…But most of the people in these pictures probably don’t.
Okay so it all started on Friday night.

Kristen and I made our costumes. She was a my little pony and I was Max from Where the Wild Thing Are

Saturday night the party was at Yeti’s house.

Justin dressed up as me. I hope I don’t really make that face…ever.

Okay, I can take a joke… He got me on this one.

jacob dressed up as RJ (Art J) For those of you who know Jacob and RJ this is the funniest thing you have ever seen in your life.

It quickly turned into a full-fledged dance party.

But Justin got VERY out of character.

Molnar was gene from Wet Hot American Summer. He’s been working on the beard since August. I am really embarrassed to say this, but I’ve never seen the movie. You can throw rocks at me now.

But I guess Gene dances like this in the movie and it’s funny.

And I guess Gene humps the fridge and that is funny too.

Oh, and he uses dick cream, but I know I’m not telling any of you anything you don’t know cause I’m the only lamester who hasn’t seen the movie.

Again Justin is out of character. Mike Belleme is NOT down with the chunky butts.

This was the scariest think I saw all week. There are way more pictures from that night, but I am a slow blogger and I don’t have all night. They will be available upon request.

The next morning Justin was hung over and running off a few hours of sleep, but he saw this 12 stair rail and was like “Dude pull over I will grind that shit all day” because he gets down like that and likes to say “All day”.

He didn’t have a board with him so he grabbed Brunt’s and threw on Brunt’s shoes and hopped on the rail. Double angles back to back.

Then we went to these full pipes that Rob found. We have all driven by these things for years, but nobody knew they were skatable.

Brunt is ALWAYS in the way! Here he fucks up a perfectly good photo of Justin falling on his head. But we’ll get back to how many of my photos Brunt ruins later in the blog… Stay tuned.

Jacob didn’t bring a change of cloths so he was stuck as Rj for the whole day. He stayed in character with artsy tweeker.

The full pipe was fun, but extremely dirty and So dusty that everyone was spitting and snotting brownish red for an hour. Justin thought he was dying and called him Mom.

Brunt helps make a photo better for a change by supplying some back lighting via burning grass.

This picture is way out of order, but then again so is the costume.

Skip to Tuesday night Preparations are made at Molnar’s

3 months of scruff down the drain… Literally.

We handed out candy to trick or treaters. About half of them looked my age.

Gimme dat’ Candy hoe!

Molnar was Jaws which was almost as predictable as me being Max


Hottie with a body.

More chitlens

Duffman dressed up as a fat stupid…lovable dog.

This picture pretty much sums up the party at the wedge.

Eric scrounged up a last minute costume and Rob… also had a belt.

Rob was in rare form. And I’m not referring to the fact that he was dressed like Elvis with fucked up teeth.


I don’t condone bestiality in any way, but that is one good lookin pony.

This is Andrew. If he didn’t have an apple in front of his face you could see what a stunning young man he is…

Jon Wilder was hungry

Justin was some European techno dude. I can’t really describe him is words so go to Justin’s myspace to see him.

Here he is with his Euro companion.

Ladies love hardy

Hardy loves Brunt

Kristen loves me

everybody loves Euro techno dude.

There were a whole lot of these pictures. The REAL RJ was out of control.


The following is a list of reasons why Brunt is an ass hole:

Just to name a few.

Brunt told me not to use this picture, but since he ruined so many of them and deleted my favorite costume picture…

Home made tails

Some trickster ties our tails together when we weren’t looking. Well I guess I was looking because I took a picture.

Then we played tug-o-war to see who got to keep the tails. Kristen would have tucked her tail between her legs but she didn’t have one.

Jacob throws up the quail crown.

Brunt and the statue of liberty battle to see who loves freedom more.

Things got kinda weird after a while.

Shirts came off.

Pickles got eaten.

Lots of faces like this were made.

It turns out Long johns are pretty revealing.

Chicks dig bulges though.

Meanwhile another Kodak moment is taking place.

Wolverine showed up

RJ crushed beer on his head.

And Brunt’s

IT”S TRUE! Jacob is back from the dead. He’s still a bit mentally unstable though. Zoe is helping him deal with the loss of his dog, bandaid.

The next day Kristen and Njari moved into their new apartment. It’s bigger and nicer.

and has a beautiful view of dead kudzu.