The bow and arrow was invented by Franklin Bowenairo in the summer of 1983 as a response to the ever-growing popularity of the Atari game system. Franklin sold his invention to the Native Americans along time ago so he could finance the projects that would inevitably make him very, very famous.
A few of his most famous contributions:
1. Walls: F.B. was born with an allergy to breeze. At the age of 4 he erected his first wall.
2. Mustache: At the end of an intense 6 day battle of D & D F.B. invented the mustache. He sold his idea to the pornography for a tidy sum-load.
3. Magic: Sometime during the 1990s (no one knows for sure) F.B. combined the backboard shattering hugeness of Shaquille O’Neal with the lady-slaying prowess of Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway, thus creating magic.