So I had a fucking great birthday. Let’s just get started there. Bee tee dub- you all are lucky my dad loves me so much because alcohol was 1/3 of the bill, of course Bryan and Chloe are exempt from that. Chloe just smells alcohol and she’s passed out naked on the floor……but that was unnecessary as her boobies were in our faces the whole night and made up approximately 90% of the dinner conversation.
My mom brought a birthday cake to my work. It was awesome. Making my very grown up professional job at the architecture firm just a little bit more like elementary school.
Letting boys take pictures can lead to some really appetizing shots. You might want to get some new panties on because you’re going to cream the ones youre wearing pretty hard.
Karl turns on the heat
My Broham aka Jabba the Neck
Alexander pearl clutches
Chloe gave me Jeero and Bryan gave me a notebook- my favorite kind.. Both of which kept me good company on the road trip.
See? I’m drawing in it already! Less than 24 hours later. The drawing is pretty good- i will have to try and post that later
All these northern california towns were like a time warp. And some of them just posted some blatant lies as their town motto. Willits “gateway to the redwoods”? More like “Gateway to the redwoods but not at all. really. and there’s bad burritos here, and a shop called ‘ Mad about Tye Dye'”
Alexander never leaves home without a friend.
We made it to Humboldt. Probably the biggest and most developed part of which is Eureka. Man. Who knew.
Pat’s parents have the nicest house. It is sprawling with floor to ceiling windows and a deck that runs the entire length of the house and then some. He-llo.
We got drunk.
Y eah. Pat had a booger
This made me and Alexander laugh.
Cleaner and mucus-free we got ready to leave for Oregon the next day.
But first a good dose of BBQ in a place that could have been middle america in 1983
Crescent City- one of the few crazy things we saw along the way. The drive was pretty much breathtaking. Snaking through redwood forest and along rivers- fucking amazing
Klamath I think..
Bart and his hearse. On the back winshield a doll was taped to a sign that read “Party Naked”
Grants Pass on the way up
Party on the Dashboard.
In between the last few shot was all of Oregon and Bradstock in which I went to a roller rink that had been there for over 80 years, a snake and reptile farm for the music festival (though I only saw tortoises and an alligator and parrots) and Animal’s performance, famillies of hippies, moonlit fields, carousing and tromping, and spilling fernet all over my camera rendering it pretty useless. Like an injured baby wolf.
Let’s have a BBQ