Recently it has seemed like a large amount (larger than normal) of people are super fucking bummed. So I’m asking the internet if that’s just the people around me, or if it’s everywhere. Are the people around you depressed? Are you depressed? Maybe it’s a conspiracy. Maybe it’s in the water or the air or the soy milk or the refined sugar or something. When I was in Portland I had never seen so many motherfuckers so dejected to be back at school, and I just got a thousand emails with similar themes of depression. Shit is spreading like an STD. So anyway, if this is really everpresent, I guess we should use the fucking internet to start a revolution or something, but I’m too dejected to get off my ass and do it.