Santa Claus really does stop in San Francisco. I know it’s hard to believe. For a long time I thought San Francisco didn’t celebrate Christmas. Why else would everyone leave for that holiday? I’ve heard about families and shopping malls and other fundamentals of Christmas in the City but I’ve never seen them. Still, friends and locals have assured me that it actually does occur. So there might not be nativity scenes in every yard and the carolers might not make it to the TL, but come Christmas Eve and stockings will be hanging. The following is a project that sets out to document proof of Christmas in Frisco.
third from the bottom is my favorite. you really would've liked the one that may and i saw.
I like to spend Christmas as far away from snow as possible.
i want proof of chanukah, jerk.
Jews Ruuuuule!
love bryan? or hate bryan? the following is a word for word transciption of the text message you sent me last night. i thought i'd share it with your readers: 'hmm… FUCK Y'ALL THEN. Text me when your hearts return to normal size. Damn homo grinches.' Such rancid slurs! Bryan, I think you owe an apology to homos and grinches everywhere. this message has been brought to you by lovealex.
not my fault you and the other AK were lying up in your cave plotting to ruin christmas for whoville and engaging in AK facism not letting any BDs come kick it. and by homo I meant homogenic, of course.
this was like where's waldo but with christmas cheer.