i was so close to posting this blog and then safari quit on me. there goes the terribly witty and clever opener I wrote, too. fuck it.


some shit about voyeurism, bla bla.


some shit about patrick being mysterious


this battle morgan and i staged


chelsea is hot


kari is distracted


cute, etc etc


maya and jasmine make jokes about one’s bits and the dead sea


bryan’s a glutton when he’s not paying for it


patrick glows some more


bar on market st.


freedom bus! haw.


meghan’s birthday, pretty people everywhere


even chelsea invited


meghan’s bf close to good dessert. insert bad joke about bryan eating it all.


maybe you don’t like it, but i do.


Katherine being attacked by 8 arms


Katherine got bored on the way home and painted on herself.


then she painted on me. looks like I got into fight with a bike and lost.


Courtney gives it to the mashed potatoes.

I swear, I’m gonna be a luddite.